“The Cyber-Grinch and Cyber-Scrooge hated Christmas!
The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be their monitors weren't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that their USB ports were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that their hard drives were two sizes too small.”
Tis the season for laughter, cheer, mulled wine, and carols sung with kindly Old Fezziwig’s ghost smiling down upon your merry band of friends and family. And it is also time for the annual Christmas scam.